Epic intro plays
Photon bee: “Hello there!”
Photon bee: “Today, we have many things to explore! Mostly how the cannons have broken, our former sponsor growing, a special guest, and lollipops!”
Photon bee: “Firstly, let’s talk about the cannons. Last week, a former scam BeeTuber who recently moved to BSS went into the red cannon so they could go to the recently-spawned mondo chick, or so we thought. He intentionally broke the inside of the cannon and it took a squad of 20 bees to get them out. At the time, it seemed like an accident, but earlier today, they went into the yellow cannon and broke it too! Then they went to the slingshot and cut the string in half! He was arrested earlier this morning and is facing life in tunnel bear’s prison.
A security camera video of the player doing these things is shown on the screen behind photon bee.
Photon bee: “and now we have a talk with our former sponsor, welcome fuzzy bee!”
Fuzzy bee enters the stage, with two brave bee bodyguards at her side.
Fuzzy bee: “And now, what you have all been waiting for…”
Fuzzy bee opens a curtain
Fuzzy bee: “THE FUZZY BEE FUZZY PLUSH ULTIMATE COLLECTION VERSION THING!”
A entire pile of plushies, multiple of every kind of Bee, Mob, Bear, and Player! All very fuzzy, very epic, very soft, and very pro.
Fuzzy bee: and each person in this studio today gets a free fuzzy bee fuzzy plush!”
The crowd cheers with excitement
Fuzzy bee: “and..”
Fuzzy bee looks at the camera
Fuzzy bee: “Each of you at home can buy a fuzzy bee fuzzy plush for 10,000,000 honey each! Fuzzy be do be like his honeys”
Photon bee: “so, fuzzy bee. What made your company grow so much?
Fuzzy bee: “oh it was easy! All I had to do was make anime plushies and everybody bought them! I don’t know how it did so well but I just put a high price on them and everybody bought them! I also saw this anime BeeTuber buy like a few thousand and shoved them all into their living room! They had to buy an entire new hive slot!”
Photon bee: “wow, I didn’t know it was so easy, anyway, fuzzy bee, how much honey did you actually make on this?”
Fuzzy bee: “Oh, only 999,000,000,000,000,002 honey.”
Photon bee: “Wow! Top of the leaderboard! Anyway, thank you for coming today fuzzy bee, and please GIB ME UR HONEYS”
Fuzzy bee leaves
Photon bee: “anyway, our next topic is lollipops, I have heard that gummy bee has expanded their candy shop and created a new honey-flavored lollipop! I have a few test ones that gummy bee sent me for free!
A shout is heard from the crowd
It gets louder as photon bee fails to understand what the shout means
??? “GIVE ME THE LOLLIPOPS NOWWWWWWWWWW”
Photon bee: “uhhhhh, no.”
??? “NOWWW”
Photon bee: “I said no!”
The mysterious figure lunges at the cart with the lollipops, revealing the figure to be a child stubborn bee.
Stubborn bee: “I WANT ITTT”
Photon bee: “I’m sorry kid, it’s for the show”
Photon bee desperately tries to signal diamond bee to cut
Stubborn bee: “GIVE IT!”
Diamond bee: “kid, get off him, we can’t give you lollipops just because you want them, you aren’t always get what you want.”
Stubborn bee: “no! I can because I want it!”
Photon bee: “Behold, the stubbornness.” (Holy crap is that the title)
Diamond bee: “Kid, were you listening to me? You cant get what you want just because you want it.”
Stubborn bee: “But my dad said I can do anything if I believe I can!”
Photon bee: “Speaking of dads, where are your parents?”
Stubborn bee: “my mom is at work, and my dad said I can go wait in the news place while he gets some milk, and I’m hungry, so give me the lollipop!”
Diamond bee: “Photon, we should get this kid home. Kid, we will get you something to eat on the way.”
Photon bee: “sure. Windy! Can you do the weather while we rush this kid home?”
Windy bee: “Sure!”
Stubborn bee: “yay!”
Photon, diamond, and stubborn leave the stage, windy enters the stage
Windy bee: “Today, we can see a high of 78 degrees (Fahrenheit), and a low of 61 degrees. We might experience a low honey storm later today. Normal spring weather. But, do be careful, later this week we do have a mythic meteor shower so do be prepared.”
Windy bee: “I guess because I’m the only one here I’ll be the one to end, bye!”
Epic outro plays
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