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JoshDaNoob

aka Josh

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  • My occupation is Poor
  • I am not a noob

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Joshua







Hello, I'm Josh and you're on my profile for unknown reasons! I'm an active Content Mod on this Wiki and the Chairman of the Wiki Event Committee. If you have any ideas for an official event on this Wiki leave a message on my message wall or contact me on discord (JoshDaNoob#3976). Now for a summary of how I got here:

I've been playing Roblox for about 4 years now. Upon joining Roblox I went from game to game until the simulator games popped up. At first I thought they were fun. I enjoyed the grinding and it kept me busy but then all the other simulators came. I went from playing Pet Sim to Bee Swarm Sim to Treasure Sim to basically all the simulators. Upon playing Bee Swarm for the first time I thought it was like all the others. I played until I quit and (this is as funny story) what made me quit was the "Bear Bee Sale 50% Off" sale thing on the side of the screen. It gave me the feeling that this was just another p2w simulator game as I thought the 2x pollen ability token was permanent (basically thought that once you bought the bear bee you would get 2x pollen forever). I didn't come back until Sun Bear came back the 2nd time with the boots. I ended up finishing his quests and after grinding for a while I wondered if there was a Wikipedia for this game. I searched it up and found this!

I looked at discussion posts without an account for a while but ended up making an account on October 8th, 2018. I instantly started posting stuff and at this point I had the Scythe and the Port-O-Hive Backpack. I continued to grind until I had the best gear in the game. (which at the time was only the Porcelain Port-o-hive, the porcelain dipper, and the beekeepers boots, mask, and belt). Then the crafting update came and instantly everyone became better then me as they had way more treats, honey, and played way more then me allowing them to get basically all the new stuff before I could. I finally got the Honey Mask and the Honeycomb belt but all my friends on the wiki already had the Gummy Mask. Around late spring of last year I had finally obtained the Cobalt and Crimson Guards and I began to grind for Gummy Mask (meanwhile all my friends were going for/had The Supreme Saturator). Around early Summer I got tired of the grinding and took a 1-2 month break from the game and wiki while I tried to relax during the summer. I instantly regretted it as I came back to all my friends having The Supreme Saturator and some having Gummy Boots.

But I’m done with being behind. I want to be ahead. One of the top players. Someone who is free to play and can be an inspiration to those who think the only way to get good is through Bear Bee. I want level 15 bees. I want Gummy Boots. I want 50 slots. I want to be able to hit the daily leaderboard easily. I want a leaderboard position on the blue leaderboard. I want one on the top honeymakers leaderboard. Will I get any of these?

Eh, who knows. Probably some but not the leaderboard ones.

Gear:

  • Demon, Gummy, and Diamond mask. I mainly use Diamond Mask
  • Crimson and Cobalt guards
  • Coconut Canister
  • Petal Wand
  • The Supreme Saturator
  • Petal Belt
  • Coconut Clogs

Amulets:

  • Supreme Star amulet with pop star
  • Diamond Stickbug amulet
  • Grandmaster Ant amulet with pretty good stats
  • King Beetle amulet
  • Moon Charm amulet with perfect stats
  • Gold Shell amulet

Hive:

  • 48 Bees
  • 42 Unique gifted bees
  • Level 15 bees

Badges:

  • Honey Grandmaster (1T)
  • All field Grandmaster badges
  • Quest, Ability, Battle, Playtime, Coconut, and Pepper Master

Updating this regularly is an actual pain. Gonna make this short. These are in order from what I will likely complete first to what I will complete last.

  • Farm Riley/Bucko quests daily to be able to access the new zones that will have the new gear
  • Get the 49th hive slot
  • Get the 50th hive slot

Okay this is a list of my REALLY good friends on the wiki, so don't be upset if you're not on here

  • User:GumdropTheGummyBee Good friend. Fun to play with even if he has a massive ego.
  • User:JesseTheBeast I exploited him to win the 2020 April fools puzzle.
  • User:Tahaym Cool epic friendly dude I like him he cool and epic.
  • User:DvH2 mmmmmmmmlmlmlmmmmlmlmlmlmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlnlmmmlmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  • User:Luckyflower05 Probably the only normal staff member. Only staff I can have an actual serious conversation with.
  • User:J-Gamer9314 One of my first friends on the wiki. He also likes my cat!
  • User:Windstorm bee This guy is cool I like to regularly call him a non.
  • User:Aurorora Cool dude. Gives me tips and also informs me on the current meta of the game.

yea that's it

Okay this is my list of all the people I hate I think I am one of the first to do this if you are on here you bad

Okay so if you didn't already know I'm heavily memed upon in this community so uh I want to share what my statistics are i think im getting a world record

  • Constantly insulted by other staff in staff chats
  • Constantly called bad even though this noob is the real bad
  • Constantly insulted and also praised at the same time (do people like me or hate me? obviously they love me)
  • Constantly insulted by regulars in the official bee swarm discord update: they now worship me for unknown reasons
  • Constantly having name changed on discord to random stuff because I set up this rule a longggg time ago where I don't change my nick name (h e l p)

Okay now for statistics:

  • Been demoted 30 times because it's very funny ahaha
  • Insulted a number of Eighty-Three Octodecillion Two Hundred Ninety-Three Septendecillion Seven Hundred Twenty-One Sexdecillion Thirty-Seven Quindecillion Five Hundred Sixty-Six Quattuordecillion Seven Hundred Thirty-One Tredecillion Two Hundred Three Duodecillion Seven Hundred Twenty-One Undecillion Eight Hundred Fifty-Six Decillion One Hundred Twenty-Eight Nonillion Five Hundred Thirty-Six Octillion Two Hundred Seventy-Eight Septillion Three Hundred Seventy-Eight Sextillion Seven Hundred Eighty-Two Quintillion Nine Hundred Ten Quadrillion Two Hundred Sixty-Two Trillion Seven Hundred Eighty-Five Billion Three Hundred Eighty-Two Million Fifteen Thousand One Hundred Twenty times (I've been counting, you will pay for these sins).
  • update: I forget how to count past 10


Thank for read this epic profile.

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Edit what you want under here: (don't spam a lot or delete everything like 2 funny guys did)

huh?

H_IHACK was here?

bruh vicious bee is overated

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what have no way no say no TABB IS BEST BEE AND YOU CANT ARGUE :JoshDaNoob

Xenocide399: Uh... I'm hated enemie??? :| lel
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lampeater was here

Im gonna stalk you forever-IHaveNoGeneralKnowledgeOfStuff

dragondude301 says: I have hacked this are stolen all your information like you fav animal, and stuff

S A L T I U M.   M I N E R A L I D E.-Taco

Deviate2 says that you are not a noob because you have more stuff than me 😡😤🆑🅾️🅿️

V_CatClan has intercepted this profile :o >:(

scepticka wuz hear (i nut dat bad :((((( )

I hacked tunnel bear's lair... - Vicious
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can you put me out of my pain cuz I can’t wait 20 minutes for 4 gumdrops hhh- project, the furry scrolling through pages like a creep, and being the loser that she is putting stuff in the wrong places.
 Yote. -DvH2 | Talk <span style=" color:purple;"> uhmmmm I eat cheese and uhh hi </span>

I am like so bad compared to ya like yaaaah -Beeswarmokpro Hang on, I don’t remember writing that? WHO IS MESSING WITH ME ,!”! YHGHGHHYGHYGJE

Привет. Вы нашли время, чтобы перевести это.

i was about to write a whole essay about how i hate you till i found out you were using Special:Mypage thing and now I dont know what to think anymore - cosmic

Sup man -LittleBucko

Aloha :P- Lucky 🌸

Why im I talking on this noobs page ok go to mine cuz it litty famster —> Help I’m such a epic gamer

hmmm such nub i went away for 6 months and am better than u practically. just need TSS to seal the deal lol. - 5432wert

Hey! wiccanstar here

﷽█﷽█﷽█﷽█﷽█ ur bad -Marshadow

marshadow bad -jeese

Hi Josh How much wood could a woodchuck Chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck wood?

hey im ur fwend write ur a meanie

E-wind

hi im here cheer- Vicky

uh - Vicious

Marshadow is a meanie and i boop him - Shadow

blocked - goomdroop teh goomy beh

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa - XDLess

do u are have stupid - See-Bee-Kay-Guy-Too

I am so evil... So evil that you can put my name on your list of enemies, without specifying a reason, and convince exactly 97.013947% of the planet that I am "pretty much evil." I am honored at the very thought. ~B15. PS: any chance of a friends list addition? I will pay you the very generous price of 26,192,831 Honey for the change.

Cgdgsffrsdawe BeE swArM sIMuLatoR

TRIANGULAR GEONOMETRIC EQUATIONS OF VECTOR ECONOMIC MONEY INCLUDING FACTORS OF PI AND TRGONOMETRY TRIANGLES OF STUFF AND BEES THAT KNOW THE NUMBER OF PI - fistmancdd
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Hi if u play Fortnite u are wasting your life. PLAY BEE SWARM INSTEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fortnite; IS.. THE BEST .... -_- !!

BSS: IS.. LOVING AND NATURISTIC

The Pump Jack is an item in Unturned 3 used to extract fuel from the ground. It is powered by a Portable Generator or an Industrial Generator.

(I am hated too-gummy beekeeper)

We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) (Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up)

We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry - Bullet

Hi you do not deserve to be bullied because you are a perfectly fine person lol- *EXPLODES* you are now a tv. BECAUSE YOU WILL DIE!!! (ahhhhhh)

GOO-DBYE, BEEKEEPER! HAH!

LOOK AT MY MEMES OR I WILL SHOW YOU WHAT MY Vicious Bee CAN DO! 
 Hello there, (TYPE THE MEME HERE)- Therobloxboard Creeping Lava



you is here

what? i am?

RAWBLORKZ wasn’t here :( (he said josh good boi)

IamABSSfan was here... This page is kinda... ruined... Also... Hi

What is going on.. -sketchynoob65

i like cheese and stuff -ZaneRat

Finally a sane person who knows I bad -Rarebuckobackup

Me was here. Give me all your honey - Not you

This place is hopelessly large, don't you know? Allow me to guide you - Yachie Kicchou

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Josh=frog- Hello I exist now

Edit in questions below about me that I will try to answer. Also put your username after the question so I know who is asking the question

Do you are have stupid?- Hello I exist now

Question: Since When People started to hate you? - lordofpigs

Answer:

Queztion: Buzz-bzz-Bbuzz? (Do you hate me? And also I don't hate you just dizzapointed) - Buzz :)

Anzwer:

Question: Why do you hate yourself? (hint: look at your "HATED Enemies" list)- me

Answer: I don't hate myself I hate you, the viewer :)

Question: Why am I an enemy- TheMadMachine

Answer: It just puts whoever is viewing the profile there kind of like the username trick

Question: what did I know that made Jay close that message wall?- Beeswarmokpro

Answer: Uh idk, go ask jay lol

Question: Um why am i a hated ednemt i nice boi plz no um and why dont i have glow pls bai- Tahyam

Answer: Because you're bad :)

Question: Are you good at english in school ?- wind

Answer: Uhh… Last year I was pretty good, getting A's and B's... This year im getting B's and C's soo...

Question: Can you spell the longest word in bee swarm?-Blaze

Answer: why

Question: Can I be your enemy? -Shadow

Answer: why-

Question:Mother's maidens name and social security number(Didn't steal that from someone) ShogunyanMasterOFishCom

Answer: Sorry I already gave it to some random dude I met about a month ago

Question: Most embarrassing thing that happened to you in BSS- Lucky

Answer: Uh idk its a game what embarrassing thing could happen? OH-.... Lush :l

Question: can u be my therapis- Triggered Vicky

Answer: maybe

Question: Although you did credit you never told me you did this... Pokemon Y?

Answer: what- Im going to guess that you are many because I stole this from you and I know you like pokemon-.. Uh this isn't really a question... I like pokemon yea, I have pokemon sun and ultra sun soo yea.. Not pokemon Y tho-

Question: What hacks are you using? -Your favorite Gummy Bee

Answer: badlion

Question: Do you plan on getting hasty bee badge? ; D - JeeseTheGeese- I mean JesseTheBeast

Answer: You are saying this to a man who has only 3 edits to pages. What do you expect from me?

Question: how to get 5 edits like you?-Blaze

Answer: ez just become good like me :)

Question; the answer -T

Answer; the question

Question: can you teach me how to use hax (joke) - Vicious

Answer: download

☀Q:Do you think i'm a lawfully neutral person?

Answer: who are you-

Question 1: Do you question the riddles? - The Riddler

Answer: I question your choice of questions

Question 2 (because I have more if you don't mind): Do you like riddles >:) - The same Riddler

Answer: riddles hurt my brain :(

Question #720: If a smartphone gets launched from a car at 25.6889 miles per hour, what is the diameter of the flowers in bee game? -original

Answer: yes

Question: Am I eligible to bee your friend? - The guy who started #SUPPORTJOSH aka MarvelRobloxian

Answer: On roblox sure, On my profile ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...


Question: Why are you so bad at murder mystery? When I killed u with the alt, I was on a iPhone lol noob ok but actual question y me no on fren list me geev u neetro zoom zoom and I thought I was lit cool ok I'll shutup now love u bye no homo unless? -Ethanthegreat

Answer: I am not baad at murdre mystery. you are bad one for having alt LLLLL

Response: Lol you took the L so many times before that scrub teehee nae naed

Question: Should there be josh chicc - ItsViciousBee

Answer: yes just don't make it insanely obese like mondo chick

Question: What is the meaning of life? - The guy that burned you on the stake yesterday

Answer: not being burned at the stake

Question: Why do you like me and dislike me? -Bucko ;) (No homo btw)

Answer: I plea the 5th

Question: can i be ur friend. i helped u lol.. VolcanPhantom?

Answer: on roblox sure on my profile u h h

Question: Yeah on ur profile..? Welp anyways thx VolcanPhantom

Answer: no. I have a no friendship policy I must follow at all costs. maybe if u paid me a few dollars ill consider it ;)

Question: I just saw your profile and looked cuz im was curious and saw my username in the hated enemy y you hate meh???????? -your fellow scroller BENJAMIN26102010

Answer: it puts whoever is viewing the page there

I hate you:). - Milan05105

Answer: this isn't a question this is just hate speech

Question: Am I weird? -ProYo320

Answer: not sure but your question is weird

Question: cAn I bE yOuR fRiEnD

Answer: if you want friend go to adopt me or something

Question: Is it just me or why your hair become red? When did you dye your hair? - Raw Sardenn

Answer: what

Question: hacc me

Answer: stop asking me questions

Question: why do you hate me. -CookieLord 1006

Answer: I like cookies but I hate numbers

Question: DO you write- ILoveWriting15

Question: Do u rilly have robux? If so, why wouldnt u purchase bear bee or other gamepasses in BSS? - H_IHACK

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