Hello everyone this is your new lord and king named Pouchster, but all of you can call me evil Pouchster or just Purple Pouchster if it rolls off the tongue better. Despite my name I have all of your best interests at heart and I will not rest until this wiki is entirely under my control and fingertips. Only then can I restore peace and rid of the dreaded hive meta and petal posts.
If you choose me, you join the purple legion along with my purple council. Together, we will finally establish peace across the entire wiki and will soon begin expanding into other wikis as we see fit. Soon, I will be the leader of multiple others wikis and the king of the entire wiki multiverse. Everybody will bow to me and chant my name whilst holding me on a throne. After I’ve done loads of good, of course.